why havent i seen this yet?
here’s the fic.
When a couple gets together and has sex all within the first 4 sentences of a fanfiction
-
satan:
let there be wifi passwords
-
satan:
let there be calories
-
satan:
let there be post limit
-
satan:
let there be swag
-
satan:
let there be double sided posters
-
satan:
let there be 3 years since the last update
-
satan:
let there be character urls that haven't been used in 2 years
-
satan:
let there be alphabets in math
is josh gonna be ok if his kids are straight
YOU’RE WELCOME
I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING
But…But you sound 100% like Cas!
I didn’t believe that anyone could sound 100% like Cas until listening to this.
DEAN FROWNED LOUDLY
SDKJFHKDSJHF
HERE’s the original fic bUT THIS JUST MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER JFC
AFTER A YEAR
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN
THE GREATEST AUDIO POST IVE EVER HEARD
ANNIE THIS IS IT
So this is making the rounds again.
OMFG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SEND HELP
i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
“This TV show is turning into porn”, I whispered, as I didn’t move an inch.
I fucking love you, BBC.
Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
people tha
thave trouble gaining weight
NO.
jesus titty christ
